Tuesday, March 22, 2016

10 second story 8 - 2100 A.D

Young bride grooms stood in a long queue before a gigantic mansion. At the entry gate, a robot was scanning them one by one uttering robotic voice - REJECTED, REJECTED, REJECTED. 

50% alcoholic, 20% intelligent, 50% smoker, blood group not matching and so on were displayed on a laptop screen inside the building. A robot bride stood there watching the statistics.

--Siva

Sunday, March 20, 2016

10 second story 7 - Lift

"To be healthy, start doing more natural exercises like walking, swimming and climbing stairs."  After giving a wonderful speech, the Health Minister walked towards the lift.





--Siva

Thursday, March 17, 2016

10 second story 6 - Walk

"Yes, my brave son, walk now like a king !" After giving a training to walk for his crawling baby, David started his bike to go to a near by shop which is 5 minutes walk away.




--Siva

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

10 second story 5 - Interview

Scott was answering the questions asked by a candidate sitting next to him. Once he entered the interview room, he was shocked.  "You are hired, shall we discuss further?" The interviewer who stood there was the same candidate.


--Siva

Sunday, March 13, 2016

Poem 14 - Mystery Man

Mystery shines behind those observant eyes,
Dark shadows fear when those eyes roll over behind the specs,
Spectacular surprises await when we least expect,
Invisibility is his key aspect.

Mischievous is his brain spun with spider webs,
Always excited to search for precious information,
Unique is his character which nobody can beat,
Curiosity is his natural trait.

Mind blowing imagination runs all over his thoughts,
Dreams are out of focus in his fantasy world,
Understanding him is like solving a Rubik’s cube,
Camouflage is his ultimate weapon.

Miraculous are his day to day activities,
Exploring places and snapping selfies are his passion,
Changing topic in between communication is his fashion,
Hypnotized is the person whom he talks to,
A Never Ending Maze Puzzle he is.

Magic he does to grab rumors and gossips,
Unknown is the last word in his dictionary,
Solving the toughest Sudoku may be possible but,
Impossible to fetch information from him,
A Wandering Bermuda Triangle he is.


Miles and miles he won’t walk,
But lying smiles he does with those lazy big eyes,
Random roaming never stops like a volcanic eruption,
Spying is a sweet piece of cake for him,
An Incredible Illusionist he is.

Mixing food in equal proportions is his chemical formula,
Inventing a new meal which only he can taste,
Playing rapid songs ringing loud in his ear phones,
Discovering a new music which only he can listen.

Mathematical calculations may go wrong,
When you are in deep conversation with him,
Psychology, Photography, Undercover agency and so on,
Wonder why he did not choose those career options.

Multiple questions he ask to quench his thirst of knowledge,
Silence is the possible answer if you ask any questions to him,
Secrets are locked and hidden deep down under a secure digital vault
Of his brain that no matrix program can reach,
Privacy is his favorite playground.

My goodness, who is this guy, who makes you confused all the time?
If you ask his famous name instead of his real name,

He replies with a mesmerizing voice - MAN... MYSTERY MAN ****

Dedicated to my mystery friend,
--Siva.